Login
Username

Password



Forgotten your password?
Request a new one here.
Users Online
· Guests Online: 1

· Members Online: 0

· Total Members: 107
· Newest Member: Gnark
The Twilight Phoenix
best offer diet pill phentermine viagra ambien and comas 90 tramadol hcl acetaminophen ta adipex phentermine weight loss drugs information phentermine join edu prescription free viagra tramadol giving to dogs ambien and insomnia 1cialis levitra viagra vs vs clonazepam valium non medical use viagra viagra contra cialis gener ic phentermine tramadol cod pharmacy discounter womens cream equiv of viagra buying cialis review ambien withdrawal symptom phentermine prescriptions online symptoms of lyrica and valium interaction 3.49 buy n phentermine where drug interactions valium and ativan ambien free consultation heather viagra grow viagra cialis review buy viagra cheap fed ex cialis levitra viagra cost comparisons tax preparation software buy tramadol buy 1 cialis flonase myonlinemeds biz tramadol zyrtec prescription free viagra new zealand bromazepam vs valium dose phentermine 37 5mg pay by cod phentermine no prescr viagra levitra and cialis is peanuts like viagra on line consultation for phentermine phentermine and prozac reactions ambien eating cooking help i am withdrawing from tramadol cheap testosterone viagra href foro 200 generic cialis softtabs viagra medical need pharmacy degree line cheap tramadol phentermine blue vs yellow cialis advice information ambien discount phentermine discount cialis western phendimetrazine interactions with phentermine phentermine for under 100 tablet buy phentermine online with a mastercard viagra recreational cialis levitra viagra zyban free ambien cr sample startsampling forums tramadol compared to vicodin generic viagra caverta cialis cheap buy valiums online no prescription viagra increase chance of pregnancy ambien and breast milk ambien overnight valium prescription phentermine prices cheap fioricet soma tramadol viagra atipex phentermine no prescription xanax and ambien chlor-trimeton effects ambien cr tramadol hc 37.5mg herbal alternative viagra ambien in traumatic brain injury phentermine with cod delivery charge 37.5 phentermine and online consultation tramadol prescribing on line cod pharmacy portland oregon viagra valium side effects in dogs cheap phentermine buy best price phentermine doctor online best value cialis phentermine for sale lowest cost phentermine cyclobenzaprine tramadol cialis drug online prescription soma phentermine pharmacy medication viagra easybuy viagra phentermine suppliers in uk where to order phentermine webplace cheap valium loan carrying on viagra can i cut cialis cialis marketing strategy buy phentermine valium xanax ambien schedule ii valium cialis levitra xanax us approved pharmacies generic viagra generic cialis pills action ambien class suit ayurvedic viagra canadian pharmacy valium ambien lawyers nj australia ambien news tramadol xl cheap phentermine and adipex without perscription never mix viagra and steroids cheap viagra online order viagra now 4.01 buy cheap phentermine phentermine and poly cystic ovarian syndrome valium causes you to lose weight phentermine online doctors ambien withdraw help viagra for sales generic viagra verses brand viagra cialis imperial levitra libidus viagra yohimbe ambien ads taking viagra cialis or levitra approved fda phentermine can viagra cause restless leg syndrome regalis generic cialis is there a phentermine shortage buy ambien international pharmacy tramadol hydrochloride capsules 50mg viagra mug carisoprodol phentermine y ellow kansas city ultrasound jobs viagra cat valium dosage phentermine weight loss support phentermine phentermine norristown cialis pharmacokinetics phentermine hci ingredien cialis levitra compare viagra soft hard viagra alternatives for women find search viagra free pages computer tramadol order online ambien and product liability buy phentermine illegally cost of ambien phentermine online consultation free shipping cheap cialis tadalafil 20 mg buy online phentermine shipping premium generic viagra generic ambien delivered next day crazy ambien behavior new viagra commercial tramadol 180 pills $99 where to buy viagra uk phentermine no required dopamine phentermine addiction buy ambien on line physician fioricet tramadol find viagra edinburgh search pages didrex didrex and phentermine di amazing ambien viagra levitra cialis stuffy nose mixing cocaine and phentermine cialis vs levitra viagra women dosage net cialis safe phentermine online ambien online phentermine purchase soma kamagra viagra oral jelly phentermine with dr consult drugs like valium tramadol pt5 viagra cialis levitra compare generic ambien buy low cost cialis discout cialis tabagie sp cialis e montr al ambien cr dosage and manufacturer discoverer of valium 3 cheap generic substitute viagra valium users soft cialis gel viagra s not for playing around buy phentermine no prescription overnight ambien drug effects more side affects of ambien phentermine cheap best price generic phentermine canada 37.5 cheapest ambien phentermine at direct pharmacy taking ambien and melatonin cialis tadalafil contents arnold cialis bob dole quote viagra viagra goes public phentermine without percription purchase ambien in us phentermine fed ex delivery buying viagra online uk viagra oab codeine and ambien tramadol hcl side effects comparison study of viagra cialis levitra viagra 6 free sample cheap phentermine get it online ambien xanax mix buying real phentermine on the internet phentermine rx without cod tramadol carisoprodol cialis sweet description tramadol hcl-acetaminophen par phentermine topamax cheap levitra pill tramadol zyrtec phentermine bulging eye generic cialis compare adipex meridia online phentermine prescription viagra viagra patent europe can you combine phentermine and wellbutrin phentermine diet pills best price mark martin viagra jacket valium 5mg for muscle spasm viagra cialis no prescription fast cheap tramadol online prescriptions zyrtec zyrtec viagra and aortas topamax and phentermine generic cialis viagra caverta buy online phentermine online no prior prescription generic viagra silagra cumwithuscom ambien pill color 12.5 mg buy online viagra securely 5generic cialis softtabs low cost viagra viagra doesn't work generic cialis comparison viagra reverse tongue atrophy buy jluy phentermine phentermine hcl pharmacy online phentermine buy with rx no doctor taking xanax with ambien dangers ambien boards zayiflama hapi phentermine buy tramadol online from oregon drug called cialis cialis pills effects of sleeping ambien online prescriptions with consultation cialis compared to viagra tramadol high phentermine about withdrawl ambien and liver disease dosage viagra buy free viagra viagra cialis maker buy cheap valium buy viagra breathing tramadol chlorhydrate supply price best cheap viagra viagra viagra non prescription alternative to phentermine ambien addiction depression 200 tramadol overnight cod comparison cialis levitra viagra on line prescriptions cialis pills phentermine made overseas doesn't work prank ordering viagra online valium and dementia fill viagra tramadol report phentermine viagra phentermine from customs online pharmacy best price ambien info on tramadol living info on tramadol hcl no prescription pharmacies phentermine online viagra review cialis fedex overnight shipping keyword viagra prescription buy phentermine online buy phentermine online phentermine 37.5 blue white trazodone vs ambien normal dosage for phentermine viagra and drug testing buy cheap viagra prescription online tramadol c o d cheap herbal viagra viagra buy generic cialis uk cialis instructions phentermine no presciption or fees side effects of ambien generic cialic vs cialis decrease in semen viagra phentermine 99 name brand viagra cod tramadol money orders soma phentermine overnight pharmacy buy phentermine 37.5 90 pills tramadol codeine allergy phentermine online check generic viagra caverta 2c cialis cheap cialis viagra australia supply tramadol acetaminophen 20mg cialis phentermine round tablets genuine viagra phentermine fast weight loss tramadol free delivery what is tramadol hcl 50mg pregnancy ambien and birth defects dr consult phentermine cialis propecia viagra patrick kennedy ambien hoax cialis viagra online viagra in dubai mail order and viagra drug interactions celebrex tramadol cyclobenzaprine valium label use female viagra drink medical tramadol cheap phentermine offer cod carisoprodol site carisoprodol phentermine yellow tramadol online no prescription price cialis mexico pharmacy
Forum Threads
Shoutbox
You must login to post a message.

14/12/2010 12:56
Nice to have you back Mach. I see you worked out your log in issues. I "fixed" something but forgot to tell You about it. So fail. LOL

11/12/2010 16:38
Mac is back on the attack and thats a fact, Jack!

10/12/2010 05:23
Quick shout out to say hello! The one thing I miss about WoW is you lovely people! Smile

26/10/2010 17:44
Hello...hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo...

07/08/2010 16:44
Sadly I don't know how soon I'll be back. Sad I may be able to pick up a game card at some point and hop in that way.

07/08/2010 14:51
Aw, miss you too Khadi! Are you coming back soon? Smile

06/08/2010 16:40
Hey everyone. Miss you guys!

14/07/2010 01:05
Sounds like you guys are doing great! Keep going, TTP!

13/07/2010 16:24
Greetings everyone! Hope you all are doing great.

08/07/2010 00:54
Fun run in Ulduar tonight. Lots of silly achievements, a few upgrades for some, many laughs. Great bunch of people. Grin

25/06/2010 12:17
Shock is anyone there

24/06/2010 14:40
Hello all, I'm so happy to be back! I look forward to playing with you all this summer. I have lots of alt's, so if any one would like to run some lower level stuff pls let me know Smile I'l

22/06/2010 17:55
Hi everyone, hope you all are doing okay?

05/06/2010 17:47
Hi everyone!

31/05/2010 06:41
A quick (4 minute) run into Kara (first time in a year) and what do you know? Eva got to ride Midnight home!! *sooo happy*

31/05/2010 06:39
Now we know! Check out the new Thebat photo at the end of the real life gallery! Grin

12/05/2010 00:03
Pinket made 46 tonight. The wee lass is growing up. Grin

11/05/2010 11:51
"You can't go Home" is NICE Marty!!! More, do more!

11/05/2010 11:34
If for some reason you get a 403 error on the "Edit Profile" page, please send me a message. I think it's due to a bad avatar or signature.

11/05/2010 11:33
Wow... formatting available in shout messages! Shock

Shoutbox Archive
View Thread
Twilight Phoenix :: General Forum Chat :: General Chat
 Print Thread
Jokes
Delours
#1 Print Post
Posted on 24-04-2007 16:33
User Avatar

Super Administrator

Posts: 1062
Joined: 25.07.06

A Voidwalker walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, why so blue?"

---

Why is being a mage like being an Dwarf?
Because all day it's: Fight, Drink, Fight, Drink, Fight, Drink...

---

A gnome walks into a bar with goblin jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"

---

A Feral Druid walked into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer......and some of those peanuts." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"

---

What do Rogues and Noobs have in common?

They both pick locks.

---

A Paladin is walking to Gadgetzan when all of a sudden, he sees something shiny burried in the sand. He uncoveres the object to find it's a mystical lamp. To his surprise, there was a cloud of smoke before he knew it, a genie was floating before him.

"I am the most powerful genie in all of the land! I have destroyed armies and created outstanding things!" he claimed. "I was banished years ago, but you have freed me, and for that, I will grant you one wish."

Amazed, the Paladin thought for a moment. "I shall use this power for a noble cause. I wish for an everlasting peace treaty between the Alliance and Horde!" he claimed with valor.

The genie paused. "I am indeed powerful, but what you ask is difficult beyond belief, you understand. I can grant it, but it would take all my power and destroy me. I beg you to choose something that would require less of my power?"

Disapointed, the Paladin pondered for a minute, then finally... "I have it!" he shouted. "Warlocks are pure evil, taming demons... I wish that us noble Paladins could defeat Warlocks!"

The genie made a long sigh. "I suppose I'll just work on that peace treaty then...."

---

A druid, a priest, and a hunter are traveling together very late one night and they are a long way from the next town. Being very tired, the group decides to stop at the next farmhouse they see and ask if they can spend the night. Finally finding a farmhouse, the weary travelers knock on the door. A farmer answers the door and listens to their plight.

"I only have two bedrooms. Two of you can stay inside, but one of you will have to sleep in the barn." Since they are so tired, they accept this proposal, and the druid being selfless volunteers to stay in the barn. After they all settle down for the night, there is a knock on the door, and the farmer answers.

It's the druid.

"Sir, there is a cow in the barn and it is against my religion to sleep with cows, such vile creatures!"

So the priest being selfless volunteers to go out to the barn. Again, they all settle down for the night when there is a knock at the door.

It's the priest.

"Sire, there is a pig in the barn and it is against my religion to sleep with pigs, such vile creatures!"

So the hunter being selfless volunteers to sleep in the barn, and once again, they all settle down for the night. Suddenly, there is a commotion on the porch and a knock on the door. The farmer answers...

It's the pig and the cow....
Everyone remember to turn off your Thorns buff before the group hug.

My YouTube channel: http://www.youtub...

Delours http://tinyurl.co...
Gnark http://tinyurl.co...
Amaryl http://tinyurl.co...
Gnarika http://tinyurl.co...
Anesi http://tinyurl.co...
 
Delours
#2 Print Post
Posted on 25-04-2007 08:04
User Avatar

Super Administrator

Posts: 1062
Joined: 25.07.06

Did you guys here about the Arrakoa up in Tempest Keep? Yeah, they call him the Birdman of Arcatraz.

---

A priest, a paladin and Varimathras walk into a bar...

The priest says, "My party can aggro thirty murlocs, and no one in my party dies!"

Varimathras says, "Well -I- can aggro three HUNDRED murlocs, and I kill them all, and I don't die!"

The paladin says, "Well -I- can aggro three THOUSAND murlocs, and NO ONE dies!"
Edited by Delours on 18-02-2008 07:47
Everyone remember to turn off your Thorns buff before the group hug.

My YouTube channel: http://www.youtub...

Delours http://tinyurl.co...
Gnark http://tinyurl.co...
Amaryl http://tinyurl.co...
Gnarika http://tinyurl.co...
Anesi http://tinyurl.co...
 
Gwell
#3 Print Post
Posted on 25-04-2007 10:29
User Avatar

Member

Posts: 124
Joined: 25.11.06

One night, a dwarf comes stumbling into a pub and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all of ya including ya laddie." So the bartender follows the dwarfs orders and says: "That will be 36 silver please." The dwarf says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night the same dwarf comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the pub including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the dwarf says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the dwarf orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Ah not for you laddie. Ya get violent when ya drink."
Edited by Gwell on 25-04-2007 10:42
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. ~Albert Einstein~
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway Wink
 
Delours
#4 Print Post
Posted on 25-04-2007 10:47
User Avatar

Super Administrator

Posts: 1062
Joined: 25.07.06

haha
Everyone remember to turn off your Thorns buff before the group hug.

My YouTube channel: http://www.youtub...

Delours http://tinyurl.co...
Gnark http://tinyurl.co...
Amaryl http://tinyurl.co...
Gnarika http://tinyurl.co...
Anesi http://tinyurl.co...
 
Gwell
#5 Print Post
Posted on 25-04-2007 11:48
User Avatar

Member

Posts: 124
Joined: 25.11.06

Three adventurers, glad for a chance to relax after grinding all day, share a Dwarven Stout at the Stonefire Tavern in Ironforge. Unfortunately, each finds a large fly in their ale. (It must have been the special of the day).

The elven adventurer shudders and asks Gwenna Firebrew. "I have a fly in my mug. Please bring me another ale."

The gnome adventurer looks into his mug, finds the fly, reaches in and fishes it out and continues drinking without comment.

The dwarven adventurer looks into his glass, sees the fly, grabs it by the wings, and shakes it over the mug yelling, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. ~Albert Einstein~
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway Wink
 
Eva
#6 Print Post
Posted on 25-04-2007 12:24
User Avatar

Super Administrator

Posts: 666
Joined: 07.07.06

Whimpy Pally's Rule!!

Can't stop laughing....I relate so well!!!Grin
 
Gwell
#7 Print Post
Posted on 25-04-2007 18:22
User Avatar

Member

Posts: 124
Joined: 25.11.06

This orc walks into a bar with a frog on his head.
The bartender says, "Hey, what's that?"
To which the frog replies "I don't know. It started as a wart on my bum and this happened."
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. ~Albert Einstein~
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway Wink
 
Virilith
#8 Print Post
Posted on 26-04-2007 03:13
User Avatar

Member

Posts: 445
Joined: 20.07.06

How many Paladins does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, One to Screw it in, and one to uphold the Light Grin

~~~~

How many guildies does it take to change a light bulb?

16, One to declare a 10 man raid on changing the light bulb, One to set the announcement on the forums, 4 who actually sign up for it and show up on time, 3 who show up late, 2 who show up but aren't attuned to changing the light bulb, 1 who is still buying reagents for potions, 1 who is still at the blacksmith getting repaired, 1 who is still buying arrows and pet food, 1 who is still looking for a flash powder vendor, 3 people that don't count since they aren't in the guild and were only invited to fill in for people who didn't show up, and finally one to remind everyone upon gathering for the actual changing, that they all forgot to bring a spare light bulb.

Grin
@}---&------

"Lets eat grandma!"
"Let's eat, Grandma!"

Use Proper Grammar, it saves lives.
 
Gwell
#9 Print Post
Posted on 30-04-2007 16:22
User Avatar

Member

Posts: 124
Joined: 25.11.06

HAHAHA! Nice to have you back Heldy *still chuckling*
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. ~Albert Einstein~
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway Wink
 
Eva
#10 Print Post
Posted on 30-04-2007 17:09
User Avatar

Super Administrator

Posts: 666
Joined: 07.07.06

My Vote: How many guidies does it take to change a light blub be accepted as our Official Guild Joke. ROFL!
 
Herakles
#11 Print Post
Posted on 01-05-2007 13:50
Member

Posts: 112
Joined: 02.10.06

LOL, one of the best threads ever!!!!! : )
 
Gwell
#12 Print Post
Posted on 02-05-2007 09:47
User Avatar

Member

Posts: 124
Joined: 25.11.06

Eva wrote:
My Vote: How many guidies does it take to change a light blub be accepted as our Official Guild Joke. ROFL!


I second that!! Still chuckling days later Wink
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. ~Albert Einstein~
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway Wink
 
Choqulia
#13 Print Post
Posted on 07-05-2007 10:14
Member

Posts: 35
Joined: 22.01.07

A pirate walks into a bar in BB with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender looks up and says "Hey! do you know yo uhave a steering wheel in your pants?" To which the Pirate responds, "ARRRRRRR and its driving me nuts!"
 
Gwell
#14 Print Post
Posted on 07-05-2007 10:53
User Avatar

Member

Posts: 124
Joined: 25.11.06

Choqulya wrote:
A pirate walks into a bar in BB with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender looks up and says "Hey! do you know yo uhave a steering wheel in your pants?" To which the Pirate responds, "ARRRRRRR and its driving me nuts!"


*snicker*
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough. ~Albert Einstein~
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway Wink
 
Virilith
#15 Print Post
Posted on 08-05-2007 01:36
User Avatar

Member

Posts: 445
Joined: 20.07.06

Rogues do it from behind...

Warlocks do it while cursing...

Priests do it in the light...

Hunters do it with their pets...

Druids do it on all fours...

Shamans do it with totems...

Paladins do it with protection...

Warriors do it with rage but miss half the time GrinGrinGrin

@}---&------

"Lets eat grandma!"
"Let's eat, Grandma!"

Use Proper Grammar, it saves lives.
 
Delours
#16 Print Post
Posted on 08-05-2007 07:50
User Avatar

Super Administrator

Posts: 1062
Joined: 25.07.06

Mages do it with sheep.
Everyone remember to turn off your Thorns buff before the group hug.

My YouTube channel: http://www.youtub...

Delours http://tinyurl.co...
Gnark http://tinyurl.co...
Amaryl http://tinyurl.co...
Gnarika http://tinyurl.co...
Anesi http://tinyurl.co...
 
Choqulia
#17 Print Post
Posted on 08-05-2007 09:05
Member

Posts: 35
Joined: 22.01.07

maybe the mages and hunters should start a support group?
 
Delours
#18 Print Post
Posted on 08-05-2007 09:26
User Avatar

Super Administrator

Posts: 1062
Joined: 25.07.06

Oh, and BTW I much prefer:

Warlocks do it slowly, over time. Smile

Everyone remember to turn off your Thorns buff before the group hug.

My YouTube channel: http://www.youtub...

Delours http://tinyurl.co...
Gnark http://tinyurl.co...
Amaryl http://tinyurl.co...
Gnarika http://tinyurl.co...
Anesi http://tinyurl.co...
 
Senian
#19 Print Post
Posted on 08-05-2007 11:49
User Avatar

Member

Posts: 345
Joined: 06.09.06

Heldaric wrote:


Warriors do it with rage but miss half the time GrinGrinGrin


*mutters about increasing accuracy...*
"Mercy is the mark of a great man... I'm just a good one... maybe just ok."

-Now your thinking with Portals-
if at first you don't succeed. you fail
 
Choqulia
#20 Print Post
Posted on 09-05-2007 08:33
Member

Posts: 35
Joined: 22.01.07

Branomas wrote:
Heldaric wrote:


Warriors do it with rage but miss half the time GrinGrinGrin


*mutters about increasing accuracy...*


*fluants his near perfect hit rating* WinkGrin
 
Jump to Forum: